Hej Hopp lejon snopp!! Dålig humor I KNOW!!

-My girlfriens broke up with me and sent me a pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed

-Ouch

-Yeah, i sent them to her dad!!!

xD

I never realized how ugly I was until I saw how beautiful you are

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile

Isn't it ironic? We adore the ones who ignore us, ignore the ones who adore us, love the ones who hurt us and hurt the oned who loves us? Funny world!

Guy: brb

Girl: ok

*2 hours later*

Guy: back

Girl: what took you so long?

Guy: someone asked me why i loved you

Here's your knife back,, I finally got it out of my back. I'm sure you'll be needing it again soon.

I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U has eight letters, but baby, so does

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

Girl: I like you

Guy: well...I kinda like U2

Girl: really?!

Guy: yeah, it's my fav band!!

Byebye ha de gutt

Ps. I mitt senaste inlägg skrev jag om en av mina kompisar och jag mena inte att vi inte va vänner längre!! Bara att jag inte känner likadant som innan x) känns lite knäppt att skriva det här menmen   Ds.